Monday, May 01, 2006
out with Manda & Miggy ytd and we caught Take The Lead + Subway! hahaha dancing positions all ah. we were tango-ing in the middle of town. how embarrassing. headed to forever21 & got some stuff. headed home at bout 9plus, changed & left for cycling with them again. but failed attempt. haha we couldnt find bikes. & Miggy's seat got stolen. HAHA i thought that was hilarious cause after unlocking the bike he tried sitting on it & there was no seat. so we wandered around bishan, (so cool) & headed back to Manda's place for our BFF post camp orientation. haha inside joke. left at bout 12plus. & two faced people should go to hell. hur. was told bout some stuff & now its still in my heart typing it here. HUR. >:(
was out with my mom today. & she told me this joke, haha i think it was funny.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. the driver screamed, lost control of the taxi, went off the curb, hit a motorcycle parked by the road & stopped centimeters before a shop window. for a second everything was silent in the taxi, then the driver said, "hey dont ever do that again. you scared the hell outta me!" the passenger apologised and said, "i dint know a tap would scare you that bad." the driver replied saying," sorry it isnt your fault, jus that today's my first day at work as a taxi driver & ive been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the past 30years."
anyway, my bladder's like BURSTING. i need to go & pee but i dont care, im too lazy. lets see how long i can hold my pee. hahaha OKAY I CANT TAKE IT. im going.
Reaching for the whipping rain,